we'll sleep when we're dead

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LOVESICK WITH MY PENIS

WIPE THE WINDOW WITH MY PENIS
you guys don’t understand how fucking hard I am laughing right now asfdsjfkadlk

Save Me, San Francisco with my penis. 
Okay. xDDDDD

Absolutely (Story of a Girl) with my penis.

I can’t.

Time Of My Life..with my penis..

Someone Like You With My Penis.

YESSS

Hold it Against me with my penis.

BAHAHAHAHAHA OMFG

Bumhooler with my penis.

WHAT

how deep is your love with my penis

 Why did I fall in love with you with my penis

Sian: Don’t get narked at me right, but are you sure you’re alright with your dad and this divorce?
Sophie: Yeah, I’m fine, honest.
Sian: Feels weird you know, but it’s like I’ve got you back.
Sophie: That’s because you have. I know who I am again.
Sian: Oh, well that fall certainly knocked some sense into you didn’t it!
Sophie: Whatever, you could say that. Or you could call it a miracle.
Sian: Are you serious?
Sophie: Uh hello, I survived, didn’t I?
Sian: Through blind luck, Soph.
Sophie: Whatever. I needed a wake-up call. Because a few days ago I was so mad at everyone.. at you, and at Him, and now.. I look back and I think, what was all the fuss about?
Sian: And you think he made that happen?
Sophie: No, I think gravity made that happen. I just think God chipped in at the end and helped with me landing.
Sian: And do you really believe that?
Sophie: All I know is, I’m alive, and I’ve got you.

(Source: fuckyeahsophiesian)