January 2012
twentyslashseven-deactivated201 asked: It seems I have been caught. I'm done raiding your ask box, but just so you know, those weren't all me. I only sent the puns :).
Anonymous asked: My friend dropped his box of Italian pastries on the floor. I cannoli imagine what he must be going through.
Anonymous asked: I've just realized that tofu is over-rated, it's just a curd to me.
Anonymous asked: No one wanted to see the naked banana. I guess it just lacked appeal!
Anonymous asked: A butcher shop opened on the 10th floor. The steaks were high.
Anonymous asked: In a bakery buns usually play a small role.
Anonymous asked: The salt said 'hi' to the pepper. It was seasonings greetings.
Anonymous asked: He became a vegetarian because he couldn't make ends meat.
Anonymous asked: 'We've run out of lemons', she said bitterly.
December 2011
Anonymous asked: If you leave alphabet soup on the stove and go out, it could spell disaster.
Anonymous asked: A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
twentyslashseven-deactivated201 asked: Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
Anonymous asked: YOUR ASK BOX HAS BEEN RAPED.
Anonymous asked: APPLESAUCE AND BEEF JERKY.
Anonymous asked: What is your stance on the warming of the globe?
Anonymous asked: What is your favorite kind of pie and why? Does this pie know of your feelings for it?
Anonymous asked: DO YOU LIKE FRIED CHICKEN WITH POTATOES AND BEANS?
Anonymous asked: I LIKE YOUR FACE.
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I work tomorrow from 11:45-2.
Then Adventure Time marathon with Indigo, and in the morning we’re gonna eat an EVERYTHING BURRITO.
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Today I got my hat, Four Year Strong's newer CD,...
Successful day.
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chi- replied to your post: chi- replied to your photo: You are all now aware… I BET.
GET ONE, YOU SHOULD.
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chi- replied to your photo: You are all now aware of my awesome hat. ooooooooh my god
IT’S SO FUCKING AWESOME.
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@Nana
Grand picture. :3 I can use it.
cosmographia:
I wish I could stop obsessing over Ice King/Simon Petrikov and Betty.
But I can’t.
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I just bought Deaf Havana's album on iTunes for...
And it’s the bonus track version. Holy crap.
And I got a few songs that I’ve never heard before, it’s nice.
I don't wanna get ready for work.
OTL
Night.
I work in 11 hours.
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I lost my iTunes card.
I lost my iTunes card.